B.O.W. Woww

Hi guys!  I'm just getting home (late! a rarity for me these days, ho hum) from a night out and my pajamas, warm bed and juicy footage of Sammi the Sweetest Bitch You'll Ever Meet delivering a right hook to J-WOWW How Are You Upright With Those Boobs are beckoning me away from my laptop.  Don't worry, I'll have some nice food photos for you tomorrow morning, INCLUDING the Fear Factor-esque delight that I tried tonight.  Spoiler alert: it tasted like chicken.

Week of September 3

A long-lost photo from my race in August that I just saw for the first time today.  I may be smiling, but my glutes had the last laugh after that one.  They went HAHAHAHA all the way home.

• I'd like to use some of my apples from Autumn in this recipe from EBF

• Summer's not dead yet!  The proof is in the pudding pictures on Design*Sponge.

• How fun does this look?  Via EatLiveRun, who has all the run!

• Hair secrets like this are a girl's best friend whilst growing out her bangs.  Thanks, Mother Spohr!

• Speaking of Mother Spohr, I want one of these fancy paper-shredder things that she has.

• So you don't have a green thumb, huh?  How about a green belly?  Green taste buds?  A heartbeat?  Via the apiary.

• A monkey riding a pig.  Exactly what it sounds like.  Via Dlisted.

• This takes the cake.  Phil Davidson, don't quit your day job to do yoga podcasts.  Even if you do have a MASTER'S DEGREE IN COMMUNICATION.