Things you can't order online.

In the car this morning.  Me, adjusting my seatbelt, looking very demure, adorable, smart, kind, and cuddly.  Jake, driving, brainstorming ways to kill kittens and burn the rainforest.

Me: Dude, I'm getting biceps!
Jake: Ohhh, that's awesome!  When are they getting here?

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I think this is what Gaga was thinking of when she wrote that one song.